Welcome aboard Evaair. Todays flight may seem like extreme turbulance..... but it is infact flatulence. I start offering refreshments to the passengers but start breaking wind... It must be all that carbonated cans ive been having. I bend down to get your tea from my trolly and fart in a passengers face. I keep farting over and over again, at first he finds them disgusting but then starts to enjoy them so much so he ends up leaving a wet spot on his jeans. Thank you for flying on Evaair #fart #farting #evamarie #onlyevamarie #gassy