Another dose of humiliation for a certain thigh humping bitch who's gotten even more annoying and desperate for my attention since I moved to LA. Every day it's another message about how he misses these legs, my dazzling personality, and the way I get inside his head so effortlessly. He would rather be crawling around on the floor for me, like the little worm that he is, than be anywhere else. This bitch will be coming back for more until the day I decide to retire.