Thanks for letting me stay at your house for the weekend! Whew, my shift at Hooters was rough tonight! And here's something I want to talk to you about before your new girlfriend gets home. She's great, but I'm feeling jealous, even though we've been just friends for years. Let's fuck around just once before your little relationship gets too serious. It's not cheating if we don't actually fuck. Besides, I'm hotter and kinkier than her anyway, and don't you want to experience that just once? Let me tease you with my pantyhose feet and get off in front of you before peeling them off and blowing you in "The Pose".