You have a little secret don’t you sweetheart? Your little dick is a big problem. It’s OK, let me help you learn to live with that tiny nubbin of yours. We both know that it will never satisfy a real woman like me, so let’s not pretend that this is going to be anything other than a deliciously frustrating tease. You really never stood a chance. I experienced a little dick like yours over a decade ago and it really was very very disappointing. Let me help you refocus your time and your energy to pleasing a woman in a way that is more appropriate. We can keep your 'little' secret just between us.