You come seeking the help of the nurse. At first you're quite embarrassed. She's never seen an ass that's been wedgied SO hard though! Seems like your peers had a little too much fun bullying you? Gave you the atomic wedgie of your life? Strung you up the flagpole? It's okay, I can fix it for you... even if I'm laughing at your misfortune all the way through. Maybe, you'll be a little less of a loser from here on... do I need to make sure you act a bit less pathetic by teaching you a real lesson?