Look at you. You know you're pathetic, but there's some part of your mind still holding onto hope that you're not a total loser. It's time to crush that last bit of hope. Time to fully accept the truth that's so obvious to me and all the women you meet. I'll lay it out for you with crystal clarity, eviscerating your last shreds of dignity, providing step-by-step proof of your hopeless loserhood. Of course, you could redeem yourself before the clip is over, you could prove me wrong...but we both know that you'll just end up humiliating yourself even further for me.