You keep begging Me over and over about how you want to serve Me, be owned by Me, and be useful to Me. The thing is - you’re not worth much, but I do think that beta males like yourself should have SOME sort of purpose in life, even if it’s something humiliating and degraded. After thinking about it, I think I’ve come up with the perfect assignment that represents your truest value to Me. I’m having a party this weekend and all my hot friends will be there. I think you can be useful by serving us as a human toilet. You’ll be stationed in the bathroom and you’ll wait there for one of us to come in and use your mouth like a toilet. Ready to consume for Me and my hot friends?