You’ve made the long and dangerous journey to find the much talked about beautiful witch of the wood. When you reach the spot the townsfolk told you about something begins to stir...Before you know it, the dark and mysterious being that inhabits the forest is swirling around you. Then it stops. She unveils her face and you see just what everyone has been gossiping about. She’s beautiful, yet almost frightening. She says she will help you, but first you must prove why. Magic takes a lot of energy and she’s not willing to waste hers on an unworthy cause. You show her your penis (or lack thereof) and she bursts into an evil cackle. Now she sees why you’ve made such a long trek to find her. The witch demands payment and asks if you’ve brought the necessary means for her spell. After you hand over the money and the candle she instructs you on what’s to come next. Once the spell is cast and the immediate side effects wear off you realize you’ve got the big dick you’ve always wanted. There’s just one catch regarding your big and new shiny toy….Maybe you should have listened when the townsfolk warned you not to mess with the Witch in the Woods.