Gooning; it's what the Devil would want from you. Come with me on a journey to stroke for satan, giving in to sin the whole time. I will make you goon as you succumb to satan and forsake his name, stroking to blasphemous satisfaction. I will seduce you like a horned demoness showing you the side you've always wanted. I will make you commit to Sin, stroke, and Goon for the Devil!