I'm hanging out naked in my hotel room after my shower when the urge to go number two comes on. I walk to the bathroom butt naked, sit on the toilet, and start to pee. I make some really funny looking ugly faces as I take my dump, letting loose lots of loud, hilarious sounding farts in the process. I finish up, wipe, flush the toilet, and wash my hands. I forget that the towel to dry my hands is in the wash, so I make do with drying my hands on my jacket for now. LOL