Patient has been experiencing symptoms including waking up with a strange and repulsive taste and smell in his mouth. Extensive lab testing has been done to reveal that the patient is rest walking and seeking out waste consumption in an effort to satisfy a strange psychological condition where the ego is deconstructed and while not conscious the patient falls into a deep belief that he is in-fact a toilet, offering himself as a relief site for anyone who will humor his intentions. The contraction method is unknown. Treatment involves consuming the waste of specially trained staff members who will use oral distribution of medicated in conjunction with psychotherapy to revert the patient back to former self. Treatment is still in testing phases and recovery is not guaranteed but we have high hopes for a full recovery.