Your balls are nothing but my silly putty. They are my toys to play with. I mean, all of you is my toy to play with, but this is my FAVORITE game!!! I love silly putty, I love to press into it and squeeze it and punch it, in fact, I think I will do that now. Close your eyes and use your hands to do the bidding of my hands. Your rough, clumsy hands are nothing like my supple, tender, cold, delicate hands but if you press hard enough into MY SILLY PUTTY then i'm sure you won't be able to notice the difference. Do exactly as I say, I want your balls, OOPS! I mean, my silly putty tenderized just right....