I’m in Hawaii right now. I’ve been staying in a beautiful resort with a magnificent waterfall, and I wanted to shoot a quick clip for you. But the problem is, the waterfall is far too loud for you to hear anything I say. So here’s what we’re going to do. I’m going to show you how lovely I look this this blue bathing suit, and you’re going to jerk. No need for me to guide you through it. You already know what to do. Aren’t you so lucky I took time away from my vacation to make sure you get an orgasm?