We've been friends for years. You're in love with me. You keep asking me out. Obviously I have kept you in the friend zone for a reason. I finally let you know that it's not going to happen between us. I would never date you. I'll be nice and let you have one last hurrah. To really let it sink into your head that you'll never have me, as I strip down to my bra and panties. Telling you to stroke. You don't deserve anything past this. For one time only I will let you jerk off in front of me. In exchange for my generosity, You are never allowed to ask me out again and must agree to be my servant.