Welcome to The Octopus Games!: A Concept inspired, of course, by the new hit TV series, "Squid Games", as well as by all of those self-identified "fans" who have ever sent Me a message detailing the things they would like to do to Me. Here, I have selected eight of those "fans" to be My contestants in this eight-challenge game. Anyone who completes the game, will be granted the privilege of having their fantasy with Me fulfilled. And, of course, the rest will be eliminated. *Spoiler alert*: There are no winners