Planning a cookout

You asked me to come over and plan a neighborhood cookout. Im so excited you asked me to help. Ok, so we have the food and **** lists made. What about games? Do we want to do any? Bubble gum blowing contest? Really? I havent blown bubbles in years. Hey, LOL! Why are you throwing gum at me?? You want me to practice? Ok, I guess. If Im gonna have a chance at winning I better. Oh wow, you really like that hu? I have been trying to get your attention for 6 months! If I would have known it was this easy, I would have bought out the the store! I love what this is doing to you! Oh my gosh! I have to go, you better get cleaned up. ;)