As one of My little piggies, I have been allowing you to meet with Me weekly on video chat, as long as you provide Me with every dime in your checkings account. But uh oh, what's this? Your payment was due yesterday, and you show up to this week's meeting with nothing but excuses. Wasting My time? How very moronic of you. Speaking of moronic, it seems as though you have forgotten to hide your personal email in your bio on this video chat service....how unfortunate. You know, you should really be careful with sensitive information like that....you can find all sorts of online information with just an email. For example, your public Facebook. Oh, and now would probably be a good time to tell you that I have been recording our weekly sessions and saving them to My laptop. If only you were smart enough to know that there would be consequences for missing payments...then maybe I wouldn't have to show everyone you know who you REALLY are.