I'm the most popular girl at school and all the boys want to go out with me. I've found out that one of the new boys in the year below has a crush on me. You're an unpopular nerd type. I've invited you to my room after class. I explain that I haven't invited you because I actually like you...no, in fact I'd rather that he doesn't tell anyone about this. I think life is so hard being the most popular girl at school, so what I really need is a personal ass-kisser. I give you instructions on how to kiss my ass and sniff my farts. As I fart on your face, I call my friends to talk about clothes, I tell you that I'm using your credit card to buy stuff , and tell you that you'll have to sniff my farts while you do my homework, play Candy Crush on my account so I'm ahead of everyone and other things.