I'm better than you in every way, and you can't stand it! I get everything I want whenever I want while you have to slave away at a 9-5 like a little worker bee. I get paid for simply existing, which means my life consists of doing whatever I want. I have time to relax, learn, shop, etc. And you.... you don't have time to do anything besides work and jerk off. It must suck being so pathetic. But hey, at least you know I have a one up on you in literally everything!