Fuck Your Hand – You and your best friend simply can't get enough of each other can you? The both of you are continually fixed to one and other. Whether it be at home, in works toilets when you sneak of for your lunch time spaff, in your car, in your dreams, in the kitchen. You two are always together, well plus that box of tissues you keep near but we both know you've swallowed it on the odd occasion so don't lie. Thing is though with Valentines Day coming up it's still just going to be you and your hand because no else wants you. You're single and unloved and you know that your hand will always be Good to you while I rip you to shreds and as much as you know you shouldn't be jerking to me in works toilets or in your best friends bed room you just can't help it. So set some time aside this Valentines Day and grab your box of tissues and fuck your hand while you think of me and all the nasty stuff I could make you do! Updating every day on the run up to Valentines day!