No One Cares – With Valentines Day coming up you've started to see all those cards, gifts and couples planning how they'll be spending their special day together but you on the the other hand will be spending it all with your not so special self. You'll be alone with just you, your hand and your computer screen for company and the harsh reality is.........NO ONE CARES........we both know it's the truth, I don't even need to be excessively nasty to you......I'm not promising I won't be though.....sometimes it's hard to pass up being cruel to one of lifes rejects. You don't actually want to jerk to this, knowing fine well I know how lonely and what a total reject you are but there's a part of you that can't help but get hard from simply reading my words and now you've looked at the preview, so you're fucked.....well......not in the literal sense, don't be silly. Although I know you and your hand have a date this evening and a box of tissues will the accompaniment to the whole 3 second splat you call an orgasm, so be honest with yourself, do everyone a favour, stay in and jerk to one of the hottest women you'll ever see because this is going to be the highlight of your Valentines Day.