You've known your whole life that you're inadequate. It's obvious you aren't anyone's favorite, but can you imagine what would happen if the people closest to you knew your dirtiest secrets? It's been clear you're an embarrassment since... forever. What would your relatives think of you if they knew that you spent your spare money & time on me? Your relatives have always treated you like an outcast. Time to put your money where your mouth is, or prove them right.