We've heard rumours about you from all the boys in school, and now We're intrigued to know.. how small IS that worm, loser? We'll cut you a deal: you drop your pants, and if you're lucky We'll show you Our tits. Go on, nerd.. you're lucky We're even talking to you. Ewww, is that thing twitching? Are you enjoying this you fucking dweeb? HAHAHA, you're more pathetic than We thought.. We're taking pics of this and you'd better hope We don't send them to everyone you know.. We're enjoying making you dumb and ruining your life far too much. Seeing as that ugly lil pindick is far too small to ever satisfy anyone, We've decided you're going to be Our guinea pig for a fun new contraption We found online.. Spread those legs, geek!