Let's not pretend like you actually thought you were going to get a lap dance. Your eyes have been glued to my feet, like a clueless virgin loser. You're to be used nightly to clean these heels and feet. You will wait for me like the subby foot freak you are and watch my feet all night while I work up a funk. When I deem them stinky enough you will be allowed to clean them. This is how the life of a virgin foot loser is!