Starting right off with a big fat, stinky fart in your face! Say, "Thank you Goddess! Thank you for looking so IMPOSSIBLY beautiful & saving your nastiest odor for a fart goblin like me." That's what you want to be right? A fart-gobbling goblin. If it hasn't hapened already, farts WILL become the center of your sex-life! your dick gets harder and you only know true erotic thrill when you're immersed in farts and burps. It's just what happens to ass-sniffers. you love My farts and burps more than you love getting pussy. you know what else eventually happens? you think more and more about My asshole. you know I've made 100s of men into mud mnstrs. I don't have to encourage you even slightly. you think about it. dismiss the thought.think about it more. Somewhere on your journey of stink gobbling, you get swept up in it and eventually you come to the edge of that cliff. Deny it if you want. If it makes you happy. I've been doing this for years and I've seen it hundreds of times. GO on though- try to resist. you're infatuated with My ass any way around it.