I'm going to try on a bunch of different outfits while I'm getting ready to go out tonight... Lmaoooo did you think you were coming with me or something?? That's HILARIOUS. Shut up, sit in the corner, and suck up my farts for me while I get dressed. No, obviously you're not coming out with me and my friends - I'm finding a hot guy to go home with, and maybe if you're really lucky, I'll send you photos of me with him throughout the evening for you to jerk off to while you cry. Did I mention how funny it is that you're such a pathetic beta cuck? The thought of how humiliating it is for you to watch me fuck a real man is making me wet... Here, you can have one last fart before I head out, loser.