I'm in the comfort of my wonderful home, cooking an elaborate delicious meal, when I get a knock on the door. Who in the world could THIS be?! Interrupting me like this. You see, I can't what what I actually want... So I'm working hard on making myself a feast ALL day. I open the door to find this delectable, tall, slim man on my doorstep. The universe has clearly sent him to me! I'm to resist? Of course he takes my suggestion of coming in, he has no idea what's next. You get to hear the story.