****you recently started seeing this amazing Woman, Janira Wolfe. you've had a few dates with Her so far, but anything sexual has yet to happen. When She invited you over late last night, you were sure you were going to get lucky... but then after staying up talking, She told you to rest in the guest bedroom. The bed was comfy, though. So comfy you slept in, and are just now entering Janira's living room, where She's lounging on the couch, waiting for you to wake up...**** Janira greets you warmly as you enter and asks how you slept. you tell Her you wish you'd slept with Her... which is exactly what She's been waiting to talk to you about. you start to move toward the couch to sit, but Janira stops you and tells you to sit on the floor instead... which of course means you will be closer to Her socks. "How can I sit on the floor by Her delicious smelling feet without Her catching on to My sock fetish!?" you wonder. But it's too late. Janira knows all about your sock fetish. And now She's going to punish you for keeping it from Her, by helping you understand your place as a lowly sock sniffer... a far cry from a man worthy of fucking Her...