Your girlfriend has settled into some guitar practice, and she's got a huge bottle of soda with her. She can barely get through a song without chugging and burping! She loves the sugary bubbles too much! You've told her how much you dislike her burping, but today shes being extra annoying and bratty, blowing burps in your face while she laughs and giggles. Taunting you while rubbing and jiggling her bloated belly to get even more burps out! She knows you're secretly loving this, and what's wrong with a little teasing between partners? She's burping and chugging so much she can barely play! She's just rubbing her belly coaxing more giant burps out, do you still love her even though she's a gassy mess?