Yikes! The burrito bowl I ate earlier on today at Chipotle was delicious, but it didn't agree with my stomach later at all! My tummy hurts and I have to go number two really badly. Clad in only my sexy lacy pink thong and black high heels, I rush to the toilet. I start to take my dump and it sounds like I'm peeing, but it's really diarrhea. I let loose a lot of really loud, greasy, funny sounding farts and wow, do they stink! After some more farting and going number two, I finish up, flush, pull up my thong, and wash my hands.