Ariel and I are meant to be going out for the evening but I've pulled a cruel trick on her and tied her head-to-toe in tight hemp rope? She's furious because how will she be able to get ready now? I suggest that it should be well within her capabilities to do her makeup and get ready even whilst in stringent hands-behind elbows-tight rope and gagged with one of our biggest ballgags. And if not? Well, we'll just have to find some other way of amusing ourselves for the evening, won't we?