Part 1. I hope you don't mind me coming here and hanging out with you. Your Dad is being an asshole, my husband has been ignoring me all night, Jerry's no rhythm havin' ass is dancing again and Karen won't shut the fuck up. Besides that, I might be a bit over or underdressed depending on who you're asking. I hope I wasn't interrupting something. Wait! Were you watching porn? Are you about to beat your meat? At a party? Seriously, that's fucking awesome. Let me help