I'm at the first day of my new job, and I totally have first day jitters! The otehr office ladies take me under their wing, but they also tell me about a ritual that all the new secretaries have to go through. It's apparently tradition to strip down COMPLETELY at your desk while a busy board meeting happens. I do as I'm told, removing my businesslike leopard blazer, sliding off my body-clinging teal wiggle dress, and un hook my garter belt clips. Slowly, and quite nervously, I remove my red mule heels and my fully fashioned stockings. I'm left in just my vintage style lingerie, but I'm told to remove that too!! I slowly remove my bra and then my panties. I'm standing completely nude in the middle of the office! Oh, I feel so helpless! . . . (helpless, stripper, stripping, strip tease, heels, mules, stockings, vintage, retro, garter belt, red lipstick)