NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK: Here in Part 3 of the series our senior editor produced in the wild, crazy (and hairy!) ‘80s, two lovely lesbos-Jeanie and Sparky-get busy with a great big vibrator. Jeanie was aka “Long Jean Silver.” A congenital defect left her with only one foot, and in the spirit of making lemonade when you have lemons, over her career she put her stump to use with male and female actors. Not here though. This scene is straight-up lesbian. Aside from being funny and sexy, intentionally or not it is also an early example of what would later become a popular trend in and out of porn: reality video. There is hardly any pretense of creating a stupid fantasy. The “plot” of one young dyke waking the other for sex evaporates in the first minute. In one of the most charmingly doltish interchanges, Sparky points out the obvious: You don’t to to bed with shoes on. To which the director brilliantly replies, “Please. Don’t get technical.” Well, the women don’t. They simply ignore the dopey off-camera instructions and have a fine old time with the honking big vibe-fun that culminates in BOTH enjoying very real orgasms. You’ll enjoy their orgasms too.