Satan appears to you with a proposal: knowing your obsessive smoking fetish, if you sell you my soul, I’ll promise you an eternity of the sexiest smoking imaginable. But there’s a catch: You have to wear a chastity cage. And there’s an escape clause: You can get out of the deal, but I show you my very daunting blade and remind you of that unique candle photo I sent from the sexy candle shop.... Audio credit: Metallica - Master of Puppets