I've had such an amazing year. I'm going to tell you all about it, starting halfway through at my fabulous birthday month, July. Listen to me bragging about all the fun things I've been doing and how spoiled I am. How was your birthday, bitch? Aww, it sucked didn't it? You tried your best not to think about me but you failed and wound down the night jerking to me anyway. I want you to try again on New Year's Eve. Try and go the whole night without thinking about me. Don't check my social media! Just do whatever you'd normally be doing before you found me! You won't be able to think about this perfect ass. And when you crack, which you inevitably will, you're going to send me a nice, juicy celebration tribute and you're gonna slope right off to the bathroom to stroke for me. If you're staying at home, in true loser fashion, you have to ring in the new year jerking. Just like you've done every other night through all of 2021!