We've been dating for a few months. I must admit, I am rather disappointed in our relationship. You always ask me to get everything for you! "Get me my food, wash the dishes, wash my dirty underwear!" It doesn't seem like you actually want a girlfriend, it seems as though you want a guardian! Well honey, lucky for you, I'm going to make that happen for you. Since you can't make food for yourself, you're going to slurp up this bottle. Since you can't wash your own clothes or figure out how to flush the toilet, you will wear pull ups for me! I am no longer willing to deal with your antics. If you want to act like a two year old, you will be treated as such!