Grab your bottle of lotion loser and get to jerking for me! It's time to grow your addiction to my perfection and my plump little ass. I know how weak you get for a tiny little g string that hardly covers my tight holes. Goon out for me. Hum that hand for me. Lean forward and lick the screen like the pathetic loser you are as you get lost in subspace for me. Then take out that wallet and lay out my tribute. You know this perfect ass owns you and that credit card, now lets get to stroking and spending.