You got a cute little puppy from your wife as a present. So cool! She barks and acts cute until your wife leaves the room. This is when things take a turn. She tells you that you are stupid for assuming she will just be your cute little puppy as she takes the collar off of her neck. She says that the collar is actually for you. She places the collar around your neck before you can argue back. She grabs the leash and mocks you for thinking that she would be the one walking on it when in reality, it will be you. She is the Master, and you are the puppy. As a final step, she grabs the bone gag and says you will be wearing it. You are truly a moron if you believed she would be the one wearing it. After all, just because she is wearing the hood doesn’t mean she is the bitch.