At this time of year, you should be focusing on those you care about the most. No, not that boring bitch. ME! You know she absolutely doesn't compare to Me in any way whatsoever, doesn't make you hard like I do, doesn't have dangerously perfect curves like Me. So, fuck her. Ruin her Christmas for all I care. I want you to take the cash you would have spent (or already have spent) on her, and send it to Me instead. But I'm not going to stop there, because I have another task I want you to complete too, which will be assigned on a PERSONAL basis as detailed in the clip! You know you probably shouldn't get horny over this, but it just feels so good. Buy this now, and follow my instructions.