It's so itchy down there in my panties, why is it so itchy? OMG! I am shocked to find some tiny little people in my underwear. Are you kidding me, what the hell are they doing there? That is so disgusting and rude. There's so many of them, no wonder I have been so itchy all day. Is this condition contagious? I don't understand, why would they be in my knickers? Nobody can know about this, this is the weirdest STI in the world. I am going to have to erase all evidence of this. The only way to do that is to consume them? They're tiny I could swallow them whole, easily. They don't really taste of anything as I lay them on my tongue. But I will teach them a lesson for being in my panties, who does that? OK, the first one is gone, bet he didn't see that coming. On to the next one. Two together this time. As the first little man slides down my oesophagus, the next two wait in line to be inside me. That's what happens to you when you're a cheeky little fucker in my knickers. Now that the first three have gone down and I can feel them inside my stomach wriggling around. They'll be fine soon as they dissolve. Now I am going to place the rest of the tinies on my tongue all at once and swallow them. They race to the bottom, who will make it first to splash down into my sexy belly?