You are relatively good looking with a decent job, yet you can't seem to hold down a girlfriend. That's because women take one look at your tiny dick and they suddenly want nothing to do with you. They come up with lame excuses to leave and you're left all alone, wondering what went wrong but knowing deep down it's because of your dick. It all started that very first time. Remember? When that girl said those dreaded words that still haunt you to this day... "is it in yet"? This clip is all about reliving that experience and reinforcing the fact that you will always be inadequate... for LIFE.