There's not enough Jolly spirit in you this season, this will pep you right up, fill you up with so much Cheer and Glee, you'll be so utterly dumb and mindless, there won't be anything else but happiness left in your noggin'. And all you'll need to do is to goon for me, pump and pump and pump, there's nothing else to do, just let your mind be wiped clean from anything else, the more you jerk the less thoughts you have, you want to goon for me don't you, you need to goon for me, especially now, it's a perfect gift to completely be wiped out clean, unable to process a single thought, empty headed and Jolly little Gooner!