12 Days of CEI, BONUS: White Christmas

We don’t have much time, get your cock in your hand stat. Sneak away from your people and eat your load for me in the bathroom. I can’t believe they’re all out there surrounding the Christmas tree with all the festivities and the twinkling lights while you can’t resist but run away to spend even a few more minutes with me. How fucked up are you? You’ll feel better once you get this out of your system. You can’t deny what you are. I’ll have you cleaning up your mess in no time so you can go be present with the people who love you and have no idea who you actually fucking are. But you know. And I know…