"Oh come on Brother just show me... what are you so scared about, huh? I just want to see it!! Get your cock out and let me have a look at it. I won't tell anybody, I promise. What's the big deal, huh?" After lots of teasing, you finally give in and you show me your cock. I instantly burst out laughing. "OH MY GOD?!?! Are you for real???? Why is it so tiny??? You don't even have a cock, it's more like a clit dick, omg you have a teeny tiny clit dick hahahaha!!! Look Brother, I know I said I would never tell anyone, but I'm gonna have to tell all of my girlfriends about this. It's just so hilarious. It's obvious that I got all of the best genes and well... you just got whatever was left over, didn't you? I really can't believe how tiny your cock is!!!!"