I meet you to do some yoga and surprise you with my big pregnant belly. I show off how big it is, then tell you I packed a few different shirts to wear because I wasn't sure which ones would fit. I struggle through all the yoga moves trying to get my shirts to stay down, but we soon realize they're all too small. I am embarrassed and frustrated. You can't help but stare, then eventually laugh at my efforts. I give up with the shirts and try and suck it in, but that just leads to more laughter. This is around the time I notice you are trying to hide a boner and I am totally shocked. My big, pregnant belly turns you on! The yoga abruptly stops and that's when I start giving you jerk off instructions featuring my belly, including close ups of my belly button and the vertical line. Your pregnancy fetish has met its match!