Welcome to 2022! This is going to be a very special year. Do you know why? Because 2022 is the year of the CUMSLUT. You're going to be stroking and slurping down SO many loads for me over the next 365 days. How many loads exactly? You'll find out. I have a cum eater goal set for you -- a specific number, one that's both realistic and ambitious, of jizzy mouthfuls that you're going to promise to swallow for me over the next year. 2022 is the year I'm going to turn YOU into MY CUM BITCH. Today, you're going to take the CUMSLUT 2022 pledge. You're going to send me an email promising to swallow xx loads of your own seed for me before 2023, binding yourself to a year of cum eating depravity under my control. Do you think you can handle being my cum eater all year? Doesn't matter. I have creamy, cummy plans for you, and I'm going to make sure you obey. Starting right now. I hope you're hungry! Get ready for a tasty treat, cum eater. Don't want to eat it? Too bad. You owe me, and it's too late to back out now. Open that mouth!