Oh sweetie! Aren't you just SO excited?? Christmas is tomorrow and that means that Santa comes tonight so we have to get in bed early but.... mommy has an early present for you! You've been such a good boy all year long and I know there is one particular thing that you've been wanting more than anything... and I know this because I saw the note you wrote to Santa so... Sweetie, do you know what I'm talking about? Oh you do, don't you? That one super special gift that you have always wanted and would never forget? That's right honey! Mommy is going to give you her farts for Christmas! I'm going to let you stick your face right up in mommy's ass and sniff all of her stinky Christmas farts! Are you ready? Good boy! Get ready for the best gift you'll get this year! Mommy's belly is full!