Happy new year loser!! It's crazy to think that it's already 2022, the year has just zoomed by. All that time jerking it, your hand wrapped around your cock while watching My videos, it's no wonder we've zipped through all the way to a new year. Time flies when you're obsessing over Maven! Let's start 2022 with a bang and fun new challenge to get us off to a fabulous start. I was WAY too lenient last year, that changes now. Dry January is going to take on a whole new meaning for you with no stroking, no sex, no pleasure, just sweet, sweet denial and blue balls. Watching, aching, suffering, ALL MONTH LONG.