Are you for real? I mean... that is just beyond pathetic. You're telling me of all the people you know, not even one has ever felt attracted to you or even interested in you enough to fuck you? Not even out of pity? I mean if it hasn't happened yet then what do you think are the chances? At this stage in your life there's really only one more option left for a loser like you. Own up to it! Accept it! After all you can still serve and satisfy a woman, not sexually of course... But as pathetic and embarrassing as it is just be proud of it and let me help you find your place and true purpose. A true virgin for life.